On Thu, 30 Sep 2004, Joyce Kyeyune wrote: > Great one.. > > One that had me rolling was: > > BUG REPORTS TO > /dev/null
should've been TO [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] or something similar :) ernest. > > Succinctly put! > > Joyce > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Fred Bbaale <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:28:38 +0300 > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [LUG] Microsoft Internet Exploder for Linux > > > With rumors about the impending doom^H^H^H^Hrelease of Microsoft > > Internet Exploder for Linux, I decided to get a jump on things and > > create a man page for IE. > > > > IE has been such a security problem for Windoze users, that it stands to > > reason that Microsoft won't deprive the Linux/UNIX community of such > > quality work. > > > > (I was going to save this and release it as an April Fools joke for 98, > > but I couldn't wait that long.. :-) > > > > Robbie > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > IE(1) IE(1) > > > > NAME > > ie - Microsoft Internet Explorer > > > > SYNOPSIS > > ie [ -acfghkp ] [ -m alternate-passwd-file ] [ -length of time ] > > > > DESCRIPTION > > Ie is the web browser. The only web browser. Netscape is > > irrelevant. Opera is irrelevant. Ie is your master. Kneel. > > > > There are two ways to use ie: non-executed binary and > > insecure mode. The non-executed binary is the mode ie > > ships in. There are no flags or directions for use in this > > mode. > > > > Options are: > > > > -a > > > > -c Clear filesystem. Ie will delete all files for which > > it has write permission on all mounted filesystems. > > After the first pass, Ie will begin attempts at obtaining > > root access so that the remaining files can be removed. > > > > -f Same as -c, except that ie will immediately begin > > attempting root access, and will newfs all mounted > > filesystems. > > > > -h Hack. Lets you link to other systems running ie and > > obtain their passwd files. > > > > -k Randomly coredump. If you specify a valid mailbox name > > in parens, ie will mail the coredump to them. > > > > -p Post /etc/passwd to alt.2600. > > > > -m [alternate] Gives you the opportunity to specify an alternate > > passwd file to post. > > > > -length How long should ie run crack on the passwd file before > > attempting to post? > > > > AUTHOR > > The usual gang of idiots. > > > > BUGS > > See printed ie documentation: "Problems with IE", volumes > > 1-14, availible in hardcover from Microsoft Press. > > > > The -g option is not implemented. > > > > FILES > > /etc/passwd System password file. > > /usr/local/bin/crack crack binary. > > /usr/local/bin/ie IE binary. > > > > DIAGNOSTICS > > If ie crashes, simply reboot system to restore stability. > > > > BUG REPORTS TO > > /dev/null > > > > COPYRIGHTS > > Microsoft Corporation. Don't even THINK about crossing us. > > (This disclaimer does not apply to Ms. Janet Reno). > > > > _______________________________________________ > > LUG mailing list > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/lug > > %LUG is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/ > > -- > _____________________________________________________________ > Web-based SMS services available at http://www.operamail.com. > >From your mailbox to local or overseas cell phones. > > Powered by Outblaze > _______________________________________________ > LUG mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/lug > %LUG is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/ > _______________________________________________ LUG mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/lug %LUG is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/
