Famed Czech radical Josef Skvorecky recently died at 87 in his adopted
   land of Canada.
   In the Atlantic, JJ Gould remembers Skvorecky through his memoirs,
   including a detailed list of the rules for jazz performers during the
   Nazi occupation. The Reich's Gauleiter for the Nazi Protectorate of
   Bohemia and Moravia issued a 10-point regulation that Gould calls "the
   single most remarkable example of 20th-century totalitarian invective
   against jazz."
   1 Pieces in foxtrot rhythm (so-called swing) are not to exceed 20% of
   the repertoires of light orchestras and dance bands;
   2 In this so-called jazz type repertoire, preference is to be given to
   compositions in a major key and to lyrics expressing joy in life rather
   than Jewishly gloomy lyrics;
   3 As to tempo, preference is also to be given to brisk compositions
   over slow ones so-called blues); however, the pace must not exceed a
   certain degree of allegro, commensurate with the Aryan sense of
   discipline and moderation. On no account will Negroid excesses in tempo
   (so-called hot jazz) or in solo performances (so-called breaks) be
   tolerated;
   4 So-called jazz compositions may contain at most 10% syncopation; the
   remainder must consist of a natural legato movement devoid of the
   hysterical rhythmic reverses characteristic of the barbarian races and
   conductive to dark instincts alien to the German people (so-called
   riffs);
   5 Strictly prohibited is the use of instruments alien to the German
   spirit (so-called cowbells, flexatone, brushes, etc.) as well as all
   mutes which turn the noble sound of wind and brass instruments into a
   Jewish-Freemasonic yowl (so-called wa-wa, hat, etc.);
   6 Also prohibited are so-called drum breaks longer than half a bar in
   four-quarter beat (except in stylized military marches);
   7 The double bass must be played solely with the bow in so-called jazz
   compositions;
   8 Plucking of the strings is prohibited, since it is damaging to the
   instrument and detrimental to Aryan musicality; if a so-called
   pizzicato effect is absolutely desirable for the character of the
   composition, strict care must be taken lest the string be allowed to
   patter on the sordine, which is henceforth forbidden;
   9 Musicians are likewise forbidden to make vocal improvisations
   (so-called scat);
   10 All light orchestras and dance bands are advised to restrict the use
   of saxophones of all keys and to substitute for them the violin-cello,
   the viola or possibly a suitable folk instrument.
   I wonder how the nazis felt about notes inegale.
   Gary

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