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Two more occasions when use of the "F" word is most
appropriate:
1. At $1.50/hr over the first 20 hours for
internet access with MSN, it would take merely 8 hours and 2 minutes
(costing $12.05) to bring your monthly internet access cost to $22.00
(for a total access time of 28 hours and 2 minutes, or a per-hour cost
of $0.785). For $22.00/month, there are numerous internet service
providers (ISP's) that will provide you with unlimited internet
access. That's an average of 730 hours/month, if you leave your
computer logged on to the internet for the entire month. Let's say you
log on to the internet for a measly 2 hr/day. That would give you an
average monthly usage of 60.8 hours, and a per-hour cost of $0.362. If
you crunch the numbers I've given you above, you will see that, with
an unlimited access ISP, your internet access cost can be as low
as $0.03/hour. Therefore, why the @#$% would I even consider
signing on with MSN as my internet service provider?
2. Why the @#$% would I want to put even 1
more penny into Bill Gates' pocket?
> > > TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING
THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
> > > >
>
> > > 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my
ass!"
> > > > - Noah, 4314 BC
>
> > >
> > > > 9th - "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
> > > > -
Pythagoras, 126 BC
> > > >
> >
> > 8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
>
> > > - Michelangelo, 1566
> >
> >
> > > > 7th - "Where did all those
@#$%ing Indians come from?"
> > > > -
Custer, 1877
> > > >
> > > >
6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
> > >
> - Picasso, 1926
> > > >
>
> > > 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?"
> >
> > - Amelia Earhart, 1937
> > >
>
> > > > 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could
understand that."
> > > > - Einstein,
1938
> > > >
> > > > 3rd -
"What the @#$% was that?"
> > > > - Mayor
Of Hiroshima, 1945
> > > >
> >
> > 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the
head
> > > > - JFK, 1963
> >
> >
> > > > And, the Number 1 most
appropriate time for using the "F" word...
> > >
>
> > > > "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to
find out?"
> > > > - Bill Clinton,
1997
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