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Two more occasions when use of the "F" word is most
appropriate:
1. At $1.50/hr over the first 20 hours for
internet access with MSN, it would take merely 8 hours and 2
minutes (costing $12.05) to bring your monthly internet access
cost to $22.00 (for a total access time of 28 hours and 2 minutes,
or a per-hour cost of $0.785). For $22.00/month, there are
numerous internet service providers (ISP's) that will provide you
with unlimited internet access. That's an average of 730
hours/month, if you leave your computer logged on to the internet
for the entire month. Let's say you log on to the internet for a
measly 2 hr/day. That would give you an average monthly usage of
60.8 hours, and a per-hour cost of $0.362. If you crunch the
numbers I've given you above, you will see that, with an unlimited
access ISP, your internet access cost can be as low as
$0.03/hour. Therefore, why the @#$% would I even consider
signing on with MSN as my internet service provider?
2. Why the @#$% would I want to put
even 1 more penny into Bill Gates' pocket?
> > > TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN
USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
> > >
>
> > > > 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing
showers, my ass!"
> > > > - Noah, 4314
BC
> > > >
> > > > 9th -
"How the @#$% did you work that out?"
> > >
> - Pythagoras, 126 BC
> > >
>
> > > > 8th - "You want WHAT on the
@#$%ing ceiling?"
> > > > -
Michelangelo, 1566
> > > >
> >
> > 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come
from?"
> > > > - Custer, 1877
>
> > >
> > > > 6th - "It does
so @#$%ing look like her!"
> > > > -
Picasso, 1926
> > > >
> > >
> 5th - "Where the @#$% are we?"
> > >
> - Amelia Earhart, 1937
> > >
>
> > > > 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could
understand that."
> > > > - Einstein,
1938
> > > >
> > > > 3rd
- "What the @#$% was that?"
> > > > -
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
> > > >
>
> > > 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a
@#$%ing hole in the head
> > > > - JFK,
1963
> > > >
> > > >
And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"
word...
> > > >
> > > >
"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
> >
> > - Bill Clinton, 1997
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