Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's
wrong?"
The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and every one
of my husbands has passed away."
The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?"
The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire,
the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the
fourth was a mortician."
And the other said, "Oh, I see, one for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go...
May 12th in History . . .
* 1777 - 1st ice cream advertisement (Philip Lenzi-NY Gazette)
* 1951 - 1st H Bomb test, on Enewetak Atoll
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John H. Hoffmann
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a coupla hours in the library."
- Westheimer's Discovery
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