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On Sat, 1 Jun 2013 06:28:16 -0700
michael yates <mikedjya...@msn.com> wrote:

>  maybe a "fuck the ISO and all the
> other chowderheads" who have made stupid comments is in order. 

This seems very much on the right track. 

What seems to have gotten the ISO politburo's knickers 
in a twist is, as far as I can see, the use of the word
'tits'. Now why 'tits' should be unsavory while 'breasts'
is OK is entirely beyond me, except that the former is 
vernacular whereas the second, for some reason, 
is genteel. 

I can't see why. 'Breasts' seems to me both illiterate 
and prurient, since in English as she was well-spoke, 
back in the day, no individual had more than one breast. 

To pluralize it calls attention to anatomy while purporting 
to elevate one's gaze therefrom: consummate Pecksniffery.  

But a great deal of campus-PC diction policing comes down 
to the enforcement of choosing the genteel expression, 
with a thin -- very thin -- left cover.  

I had an aunt -- great-aunt, really -- who used to quote 
the old chestnut 'horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow.'
She meant it, too. It wasn't till years later that I realized 
this wasn't original with her. 

The same dear lady thought it was quite important whether 
you said 'couch' or 'sofa', 'drapes' or 'curtains', 'dinner'
or 'supper' (though the last was almost Talmudically complex;
each term was acceptable -- *in its place*). 

'Tits' was acceptable too, but only if you were talking
about a cow. She would have spelled it 'teats', but 
pronounced it 'tits'. 

Spelling it as it sounds would, of course, have been 
coarse. 

Auntie, if dire necessity had ever forced her to refer to
a lady's tits, would have said 'bosom'. Anybody who ever
pluralized it -- 'bosoms' -- would have been cast 
immediately into the outer darkness. 
 

-- 
m...@smithbowen.net
http://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org

Leur sçavoir n’estoyt que besterye, et leur sapience n’estoyt 
que moufles, abastardisant les bons et nobles esperitz, et 
corrumpent toute fleur de ieunesse. 

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