>Date: Thu, 20 May 1999 07:25:39 -0500 >From: Mary and Bill Allsopp <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: Answers ! >Sender: "[EMAIL PROTECTED]: Forum for Physics Educators" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Reply-to: "[EMAIL PROTECTED]: Forum for Physics Educators" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >< Science teachers around the country have submitted their students' >best answers to test questions. Here are just a few: > > The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top >and you sit on the bottom. > > You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came >to getting hit. And just in case you don't hear it, you got hit, so >never mind. > > Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them. > > Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't why >you should. > > When oxygen is combined with anything, heat is given off. This is known >as constipation. > > As the rain forests in the Amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians. > > Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. >Hydrogin is gin and water. > > The largest mammals are to be found in the sea because there is no >where else to put them. >> >
