Sounds pretty accurate to me Brad.
Cheers
Feral Errol
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From: Brad HALLETT <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: The dreaded Rabbit joke
Date: Monday, October 30, 2000 6:59
This joke will make a lot of sense to those that follow current affairs
closely over the past ten years:
The CIA,FBIand the Los Angeles Police Dedt.,(LAPD),all had to prove that
they were the best at apprehending criminals.So the president decided to
give them a test.He released a white rabbit into a forest and each of them
had to catch it.
the CIA went in.They placed animal informants throughout the forest.They
questioned all the plant and mineral witnesses.Afer three months of
extensive investigations they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI went in.After two weeks with no leads,they burnt the forest,killing
everything in it including the rabbit.They made no apologies;"the rabbit
had
it coming,"they said.
Then the LAPD went in.They came out just after two hours,with a badly
beaten
bear.the bear was yelling"okay,okay,i'm a rabbit;i'm a rabbit.
The australian prime minister heard about this and decided to test
australia's own law inforcement agencies.He released a white rabbit in the
forest just outside canberra.The victorian police went in.They returned
after fifteen minutes with a koala,a kangaroo and a fern tree,all shot to
pieces."they looked like dangerous rabbits,so we had to act in self
defence".was their explanation.
The new south wales police went in.Surveillance tapes later revealed
top-ranking officers and rabbits dancing naked around a gum tree,stoned out
of their brains."f***ing,s**t,f*** up the stupid f***er",is the only
intelligible phrase picked up by the microphone.
The queensland police went in.Shortly afterwards they came out driving a
brand new mercedes,scantily clad rabbits draped all over them.The
queensland
premier congradulates them on maintaining traditional family values.
The NCA(national crime authority)went in.They couldn't catch the rabbit,but
promised that if they were given a budget increase,they could recover
$90million from the rabbit in unpaid taxes and proceeds of crime.
The northern territory,south australian and western australian police
joined
forces and belt the crap out of every rabbit in the forest except the white
one.They claimed that"it's the black ones that cause all the
trouble,anyway".
The AFP(australian federal police)refused to go.They examined the
issues,particularly cost,and decided that because of the low priority and
cost to the orginisation as a whole,the matter should be rejected and
returned to the referring department for investigation.
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