Hi y'all - I'm torn between Evangelical Atheist and Puritanical
Atheist.
On Aug 30, 1:17 pm, ornamentalmind <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Classification of Atheists
> Swiped from Aukland University Atheists.
>
> Fundamentalist Atheist: There is no God, and anyone who thinks there
> is a God is a misguided and dangerous fool.
>
> Evangelical Atheist: It is not sufficient that there is no God. We
> must do our best to make sure that nobody even believes that there is
> one.
>
> Theological Atheist: The principles of logic demonstrate the absence
> of any omnipotent and omniscient being in the universe.
>
> Adolescent Atheist: Since I am a teenager, I know everything, and I
> know there is no God. The fact that many adults think that there is a
> God proves my case.
>
> Scientific Atheist: There is no God because I cannot create a
> falsifiable hypothesis concerning His existence.
>
> Social Atheist: Well, everyone I know and respect is an atheist, so
> there must be something to it.....
>
> Campus Atheist: I need attention, and also to feel important, and I
> can get these things by being obnoxious about the existence of God.
>
> Politically Correct Atheist: God has a consistent history of
> discrimination on gender, racial and cultural grounds, therefore must
> be banned from existing.
>
> Closet Atheist: There are no good reasons for believing in God, but
> what harm can there be?
>
> Lethargic Atheist: Religion is such a hassle, why bother?
>
> Paranoid Atheist: Religion - sounds like another conspiracy, along
> with the aliens, the dolphins and the CIA - they're all out to get me!
>
> Nihilistic Atheist: Life has no point, and the existence of a god
> would invalidate this, so it is obviously not true.
>
> Puritanical Atheist: We shall smite the evil believers in nonsense,
> and continue our purge until not one theist is left alive...
>
> Philosophical Atheist: I don't believe, therefore I am.
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