On Aug 30, 1:17 pm, ornamentalmind <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Theological Atheist: The principles of logic demonstrate the absence > of any omnipotent and omniscient being in the universe.
Consider me a theological atheist. However, since there could be a god or goddess or a bunch of them that are not omniscient etc., I have to consider myself agnostic. On Aug 30, 1:17 pm, ornamentalmind <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Classification of Atheists > Swiped from Aukland University Atheists. > > Fundamentalist Atheist: There is no God, and anyone who thinks there > is a God is a misguided and dangerous fool. > > Evangelical Atheist: It is not sufficient that there is no God. We > must do our best to make sure that nobody even believes that there is > one. > > Theological Atheist: The principles of logic demonstrate the absence > of any omnipotent and omniscient being in the universe. > > Adolescent Atheist: Since I am a teenager, I know everything, and I > know there is no God. The fact that many adults think that there is a > God proves my case. > > Scientific Atheist: There is no God because I cannot create a > falsifiable hypothesis concerning His existence. > > Social Atheist: Well, everyone I know and respect is an atheist, so > there must be something to it..... > > Campus Atheist: I need attention, and also to feel important, and I > can get these things by being obnoxious about the existence of God. > > Politically Correct Atheist: God has a consistent history of > discrimination on gender, racial and cultural grounds, therefore must > be banned from existing. > > Closet Atheist: There are no good reasons for believing in God, but > what harm can there be? > > Lethargic Atheist: Religion is such a hassle, why bother? > > Paranoid Atheist: Religion - sounds like another conspiracy, along > with the aliens, the dolphins and the CIA - they're all out to get me! > > Nihilistic Atheist: Life has no point, and the existence of a god > would invalidate this, so it is obviously not true. > > Puritanical Atheist: We shall smite the evil believers in nonsense, > and continue our purge until not one theist is left alive... > > Philosophical Atheist: I don't believe, therefore I am. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Memphis Freethought Alliance" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/memphisfreethoughtalliance?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
