Loren: Isn't you son still of draft age?
Don On Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 10:14 PM, Loren Faeth <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I agree too, but would like to also point out that Osama Obama, as > teddy called him, is a shifty young fart. Bears careful Scrutiny. > > At 08:43 PM 7/8/2008, you wrote: > >I agree -- McCain is a shifty old fart. Bears careful scrutiny. > > > >On Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 9:07 PM, Tom Hargrave <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > OLD BUTCH > > > > > > > > > > > > John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young > > > layers > > > (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. > > > > > > > > > > > > He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot > and > > > was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and > > > attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he > could > > > tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit > on > > > the > > > porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. > > > > > > > > > > > > John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this > > > morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to > > > investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, > > > bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could > run > > > for > > > cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it > > > couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the > > > next > > > one. > > > > > > > > > > > > John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County > Fair > > > and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was > the > > > judges not only awarded old Butch the NoBellPiece Prize but they also > > > awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. > > > > > > > > > > > > Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a > politician > > > could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on > our > > > planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing > them > > > when they weren't paying attention. > > > > > > > > > > > > VOTE CAREFULLY THIS YEAR...THE BELLS ARE NOT ALWAYS AUDIBLE > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, > > > > > > Tom Hargrave > > > > > > HYPERLINK "http://www.kegkits.com"www.kegkits.com > > > > > > 256-656-1924 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > > > Checked by AVG. > > > Version: 7.5.526 / Virus Database: 270.4.6/1540 - Release Date: > 7/8/2008 > > > 6:33 AM > > > > > > _______________________________________ > > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > > > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > > > > > > > > >-- > >LT Don > >http://don.homelinux.net/~don/ <http://don.homelinux.net/%7Edon/> > > > >apt-get update > >apt-get upgrade > >The following packages will be replaced > >Prez > >Do you want to continue? [Y/n] Y > >_______________________________________ > >http://www.okiebenz.com > >For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > >For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > >To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > >http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > Loren Faeth > > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > -- LT Don http://don.homelinux.net/~don/ apt-get update apt-get upgrade The following packages will be replaced Prez Do you want to continue? [Y/n] Y _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
