On 3/11/2014 9:20 PM, Gary Hurst wrote :
i enjoy jokes like that :)
like one man's mead is another man's persian (which is this in reserve)
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 5:29 PM, Rich Thomas <
richthomas79td...@constructivity.net> wrote:
The guy comes walking into the doc's office, and the woman asks him, "Why
the tux?"
He says, "If I'm gonna be impotent, I want to look impotent."
--R
On 3/11/14 4:28 PM, Andrew Strasfogel wrote:
No. What happened?
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 3:21 PM, Rich Thomas <
richthomas79td...@constructivity.net> wrote:
Did you hear about the guy who drove his Mercedes to his appointment to
get a vasectomy?
--R
My favorite word play joke:
A man is eating dinner in a fancy restaurant and at the next table
is a gorgeous blond. He has been checking her out for some time but
hasn't worked up the nerve to speak to her. Suddenly she sneezes and
her glass eye flies out of her head toward where he is sitting. With
his quick reflexes he catches it in mid air.
"Oh God, I am so sorry", she says, putting the eye back in its
socket, "Please come have dinner with me and let me make it up to you."
They have a lovely dinner together and then go to her place for
drinks. After a while she takes him into the bedroom and begins
undressing him. They have wild passionate sex many times during the
night. The next morning when he wakes she has already gotten up and
brings him breakfast in bed.
The guy is amazed. "You are the perfect woman!", he says, "Are
you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No",she says, "You just happened to catch my eye!"
Dave Gilmore, Cameron WV
One moves to the country in order to live with time.
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