On Sat, 29 Oct 2016 19:51:43 -0400 Scott Ritchey via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote:
> Not unlike the court overturning the NC law that required voters to show ID > at the poles. Considering that most (31) other states require voter ID and > NC voters have had three years to obtain a free ID, who really believes it is > too hard for NC voters to get an ID and why is it harder for black voters > than everyone else? > > If voter fraud was really rare, the left would not be pulling out all the > stops to subvert anti-fraud laws and procedures. > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Mercedes Max Dillon via Mercedes > > Sent: Saturday, October 29, 2016 5:00 PM > > > > Ohio had over 500,000 dead, double registered, or non-citizen people on > > their voter rolls. I think that maybe, just maybe, half a million votes > > could > > sway that state from red to blue, that is probably why the ACLU and George > > Soros are suing to prevent those registrations from being purged. > > > > Notice it is not the NRA, Fox News, or Rush Limbaugh trying to stop this, > > it is > > the progressive left. > > > > Wake up America! > > -- > > Max Dillon > > Charleston SC > > '87 300TD > > '95 E300 > _______________________________________ Considering all the futile attempts we have had in trying to run a fair and honest republic, I'm wondering if we should consider going back to square one, take a break, and then try again later; especially since we now have an offer to help us? As soon as we all agree on a better form of republic, cancelling this temporary rulership should be no problem since we successfully did it once before: "> A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN > To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty > Queen Elizabeth II. > > In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of > the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the > revocation of your independence, effective immediately. > Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over > all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Texas, which she does not > fancy). > Our new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a Governor for America > without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be > disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether > any of you noticed. > > To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules > are introduced with immediate effect: > ----------------------- > 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' > 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' > without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by > the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary > to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). > ------------------------ > 2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as > 'like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of > communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft > know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take > into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' > ------------------- > 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. > ----------------- > 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or > therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that > you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for > shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or > speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. > ---------------------- > 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more > dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you > wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. > ---------------------- > 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start > driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will > go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. > Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense > of humour. > -------------------- > 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been > calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it. > ------------------- > 8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries > are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are > properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and > dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. > ------------------- > 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer > at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, > and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as > Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound > the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. > They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. > American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all > can be sold without risk of further confusion. > --------------------- > 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good > guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English > characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four > Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed > with a cheese grater. > --------------------- > 11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of > proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, > be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, > but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full > kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). > --------------------- > 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host > an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of > America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your > borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will > let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their > deliveries. > -------------------- > 13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. > ----------------- > 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's > Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies > due (backdated to 1776). > --------------- > 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, > and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus > strawberries (with cream) when in season. > > God Save the Queen! --- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. https://www.avast.com/antivirus _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
