"One of the most enjoyable things I do every day is piss in a bottle... it breaks up the boredom of working Budweiser brewery shift work."
On Mon, Dec 3, 2018 at 2:42 PM Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes < mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > Not so funny when you think about our declining life spans due to suicides > and drug overdoses, both interrelated. > > On Mon, Dec 3, 2018 at 2:55 PM Floyd Thursby via Mercedes < > mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > > > norkerlina y'all > > > > > > Busted Locals > > < > > > https://www.facebook.com/bustedlocals/?__tn__=kC-R&eid=ARBFsU_j8RQB5dM-xySStzUjyUJZvZyTVBo9tG0L79_jRbVvgrQZjL3LgXWP4NYLuBamDbpCsM5AcV4g&hc_ref=ARSKbD4_BXE-a3I-1YK-XL9l4HLx1jK7BwMhHSYO_SlnIDyfJivO0dTHLvyo1UrYbu4&fref=nf&__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARD30SceFamSwH9bU9JznXJtFEf7dErX3rIhWkjgNTskO_zqQvB-UOmWmzHmL3sLt4ZbBr9vyHkfDKpSOMAzZNC7vTw9ASCMqS-jFT6K4N3xthrtnjzgdZNHDCphzXlWVrbeL-JJXYhwyEsyGd83_SvLPq4EEuu1JDQzPYuYhFuWr45T-4n6ux_Z-KgmnXeSE4TxIg5x_FBMe_osYMfNOznR30IqIxA0SBP6u5jqssYbL_B4uAc0Iy3d50GUbihzYsKIrYclJMayAg14h70Oug3W8m4bOXnekuegel0It8oqUKnjJmi0_UgCwPqnGDKZU6ZqU2EhZgqh05zsVVt_WBC0fQ > > > > > > > Yesterday at 11:11 AM > > < > > > https://www.facebook.com/bustedlocals/photos/a.106829316038301/2039007122820501/?type=3&__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARD30SceFamSwH9bU9JznXJtFEf7dErX3rIhWkjgNTskO_zqQvB-UOmWmzHmL3sLt4ZbBr9vyHkfDKpSOMAzZNC7vTw9ASCMqS-jFT6K4N3xthrtnjzgdZNHDCphzXlWVrbeL-JJXYhwyEsyGd83_SvLPq4EEuu1JDQzPYuYhFuWr45T-4n6ux_Z-KgmnXeSE4TxIg5x_FBMe_osYMfNOznR30IqIxA0SBP6u5jqssYbL_B4uAc0Iy3d50GUbihzYsKIrYclJMayAg14h70Oug3W8m4bOXnekuegel0It8oqUKnjJmi0_UgCwPqnGDKZU6ZqU2EhZgqh05zsVVt_WBC0fQ&__tn__=-R > >· > > > > > > > > GASTONIA, North Carolina - > > > > Gaston County resident, Jasper Smith, 62, was arrested yesterday on > > felony charges of manufacturing and distributing homemade “energy > > drinks” containing the powerful stimulate methamphetamine. The Gaston > > County drug task force raided Smith’s tree fort (Smith lives in 200 sq. > > ft. tree fort on his brother’s property near Chapel Grove) to find > > Jasper wearing only an adult diaper and reading a Mexican pornographic > > magazine. > > > > Police seized approximately 25 2 liter bottles of Smith’s “energy drink” > > found in a cinder block pump house on the South Gastonia property. The > > bottles tested positive for methamphetamine. > > > > Smith came under suspicion when he sold four bottles to several Hunter > > Huss High School girls who hours later were checked into Gaston Memorial > > Hospital with internal bleeding. The girls parents phoned Gaston County > > authorities. > > > > A police report contained several statements from Smith: > > > > “They’re just energy drinks like RedBull or Monster. It’s not meth in > > there. It’s just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of > > gasoline. I swear to God I didn’t put meth in there.” > > > > Customers would come to Smith’s Gastonia home to buy the energy drinks > > for $20 per bottle. One customer spoke on the condition of anonymity: > > > > “I’m shocked Jasper put crank in his energy drinks. I didn’t know > > nothing about that. I just knew they worked good to keep me awake for a > > couple days. Stuff way better than Monster [energy drink].” > > > > Hours after Smith’s first statement, he confessed: > > > > “Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep > > customers coming back. I know they’ll all testify against me so let me > > make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.” > > > > Smith also faces child endangerment charges in Gaston County for > > ‘poisoning’ the girls who drank his homemade concoction. > > > > Image may contain: 1 person, smiling, drink > > < > > > https://www.facebook.com/bustedlocals/photos/a.106829316038301/2039007122820501/?type=3&eid=ARBscOTMe7Vt-w7rumU3PinhGALPG9X3A3ioivGEJ6VTB-oEwBeqBT8SLYXb9xsYPjUJ4tC3e9BqS5QB&__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARD30SceFamSwH9bU9JznXJtFEf7dErX3rIhWkjgNTskO_zqQvB-UOmWmzHmL3sLt4ZbBr9vyHkfDKpSOMAzZNC7vTw9ASCMqS-jFT6K4N3xthrtnjzgdZNHDCphzXlWVrbeL-JJXYhwyEsyGd83_SvLPq4EEuu1JDQzPYuYhFuWr45T-4n6ux_Z-KgmnXeSE4TxIg5x_FBMe_osYMfNOznR30IqIxA0SBP6u5jqssYbL_B4uAc0Iy3d50GUbihzYsKIrYclJMayAg14h70Oug3W8m4bOXnekuegel0It8oqUKnjJmi0_UgCwPqnGDKZU6ZqU2EhZgqh05zsVVt_WBC0fQ&__tn__=EEHH-R > > > > > > > -- > > --FT > > > > _______________________________________ > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
