You will be in stage 2 when you are my age. On Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 8:13 PM, Kaleb C. Striplin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I think I am in stage 3 now. > > Donald Snook wrote: > > Andrew wrote: "Sounds like you have a great marriage." > > > > I am not sure if you are referring to me or to Jim. BUT, I will share > with you the secret to a happy marriage. No kidding this is really it. I > got this from my father-in-law. I am laying out some serious wisdom here, > so pay attention! > > > > The Secret to a Happy Marriage is found by understanding the SHIT theory. > (My father in law is a Baptist Preacher, and he used the word Shit, so I > will, too) > > > > Stage 1: When you are first dating and even first married, everything is > wonderful. Everything your partner does is cute and funny and you eat all > their shit with a spoon. You can't get enough. It is a wonderful time, you > are in love. Not only do you not care that you are eating their shit, you > love it. > > > > Stage 2. You are still eating your partner's shit, but now you know you > are eating their shit. You don't really like it anymore. All those things > that you used to think were so cute and endearing are now annoying you. > They are driving you crazy. You keep eating the shit and forcing a smile > on your face. The longer you are in stage 2, the worse it is. The more > likely you are in a dying marriage. You grow bitter with each day. One day, > you will wake up and tell your partner, that you don't want to eat their > shit anymore. You don't like it and you have had enough. > > > > Stage 3. You don't eat any shit here. You tell your partner so. You > are both happy and can communicate honestly. There is magic back in the > relationship. > > > > The secret is to get through stage 2 as quickly as possible. > > > > > > Donald H. Snook > > > > _______________________________________ > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > > -- > Kaleb C. Striplin/Claremore, OK > 94 E420, 92 300SD, 92 300E 4Matic, 91 300D, 89 560SEL, > 89 260E, 87 300SDL, 86 560SL, 85 380SE 5.0 Euro, > 84 190D, 84 300D euro manny, 81 240D, 80 240D, 76 240D, > 76 300D, 72 250C, 69 250, 66 220SEb > http://www.okiebenz.com > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > -- LT Don http://don.homelinux.net/~don/ apt-get update apt-get upgrade The following packages will be replaced Prez Do you want to continue? [Y/n] Y _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
