-Bryan

--- On Sat, 7/31/10, Larry Alster <[email protected]> wrote:

From: Larry Alster <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: For you track guys
To: "'Bryan Wyatt'" <[email protected]>
Date: Saturday, July 31, 2010, 2:27 PM




 
 







My student in April was a 20 something kid driving a Time Attack
prepared EVO.  We started with the typical discussion of car info, driver info
etc and the fact that he had never driven this track before.  BTW, he was
running in Blue Group based on his “write-up” on himself.  I told him we needed
to go out and run the track a few laps at 50% so he could get the line and then
we would work our speed up moving his line as needed to suit the way the car
handled.  By the time we exited turn 2 we were running at 100% and he was not
only not listening to anything I was trying to teach him we never entered or
exited a turn the same way twice.  After about 5 laps of me yelling at him in
the intercom and pointing him into the pits I just gave up, sat back, crossed
my arms and let him drive.  After a few more laps the car overheated and he had
to pit.  I took my headset, got out of the car and left him and his “posse”
from the shop he works at to try to fix the car.  I went and found the head
instructor and told him I wasn’t getting back in that car since the only reason
I hadn’t died was the guy had 4 wheel drive and ABS and it saved our asses more
than once.  He put another instructor in the car with the guy and they never
drove again until 4PM when the car was “fixed”.  Mean time unknown to me he had
gone over to a group of guys a friend of mine was driving with and told them he
didn’t understand what had happened other than he must have been too fast and he
scared me.  HA!!!   The other instructor ran 3 laps with him and yelled at him
at the top of his lungs to slow the car down and start listening and maybe he
could learn something.  End of day.  They put the car in the trailer, hitched
to their tow vehicle and left it at the track and left in other cars.  Never
saw them again that night or the rest of the next day.  When we left the track
Sunday night at 5 PM the rig was still sitting there by itself.  We were all
taking bets on what happened to them. 

   

   

   

   

Larry Alster 

   

91 Miata  White Knight 

92 Miata  Silver Bullet 

92 Miata  Honey B 

04 MSM MX-5 Whooosh 

06 WRX STi Subie 

   



From: [email protected]
[mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Bryan Wyatt

Sent: Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:10 PM

To: [email protected]

Subject: RE: For you track guys 



   


 
  
  Mine does, but that's only
  because I refuse to run anything more than stock intake/exhaust on it. 
  Get made fun of for having such a quiet car.

  

  Waitwhat?  We were talking about Miatas, right? 
  
  
  
  -Bryan 
  
  
  
  

  

  --- On Sat, 7/31/10, Bill Cardell <[email protected]>
  wrote: 
  

  From: Bill Cardell <[email protected]>

  Subject: RE: For you track guys

  To: "Chuck" <[email protected]>, "Larry
  Alster" <[email protected]>

  Cc: [email protected]

  Date: Saturday, July 31, 2010, 11:34 AM 
  
  I *wish*
  my 2002 made 100 hp ;-) 
  
    
  
  Bill
  Cardell 

  TurboDog's
  Dad 

  Flyin' Miata
  

  1-800-359-6967
  (sales) 

  970-464-5600
  (tech support) 

  www.flyinmiata.com
  

  www.fmwestfield.com
   
  
    
  
     
  
  
  
  From:
  [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] 
On
  Behalf Of Chuck

  Sent: Saturday, July 31, 2010 9:22 AM

  To: Larry Alster

  Cc: [email protected]

  Subject: Re: For you track guys 
  My final student was a guy in a Z06 Vette that came to
  "race" with his buddy in the Caddy V-whatever.  He had been
  drag racing one time, and felt that his experience playing Gran Tourismo, as
  well as his bitchin' ride qualified him for a fast run group.

  The guy was brutal, and was virtually pulling the gear shift out by the roots
  on every shift, and due to his superior horse power was running everybody off
  the road down the straight before slowing to a crawl in the corners.

  He had the nerve to HONK HIS HORN down the straight to clear the way for his
  wonder-barge.  I couldn't believe it.  Actually honking the horn on
  the race track....  That didn't last long, as I threatened to haul him
  in if he didn't behave.

  

  I started to wonder if my chosen recreation would end with me paralyzed or
  dead as this guy hauled us around the track at 120mph... and only a factory
  seat belt between me and a guard rail.

  Finally, he and his buddy caught up to each other and started acting foolish
  as they tried to make dangerous passes on each other.  At that point, I
  pulled them both in to the pits and told them if they wanted to have a high
  speed dick measuring contest, that they could do it on another focking track
  with another instructor.  Shape up or hit the road home and never come
  back.

  As luck would have it, the guy ran over a nail in the next session.  He
  had a brilliant solution, though - he ran a drywall screw into the hole and
  wanted to get back out on the track.

  

  I decided that I like life too much, and hung up my instructor shirt.  I
  hate to sound like an old guy.... but back in the day when everyone had a
  100hp 2002Tii or 914, it was more fun.

  -Chuck

  

  

  On 7/31/2010 11:08 AM, Larry Alster wrote:  
  
  I had a student
  like that this April 
  Was only the 2nd
  time I’ve ever had a “bad” student but this guy was WAY over the top. 
  
  Larry Alster 
  91 Miata 
  White Knight 
  92 Miata 
  Silver Bullet 
  92 Miata 
  Honey B 
  04 MSM MX-5 Whooosh 
  06 WRX STi Subie 
  
  
  
  From: Chuck [mailto:[email protected]]
  

  Sent: Saturday, July 31, 2010 11:05 AM

  To: Larry Alster

  Cc: [email protected]

  Subject: Re: For you track guys 
  
  
  That's fantastic!  ... and an
  illustration of one of the reasons I don't instruct any longer.  :)

  -Chuck

  

  

  

  On 7/31/2010 10:49 AM, Larry Alster wrote:  
  Especially for you instructors 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7iUKaPlBl8&feature=player_embedded 
  Larry Alster 
  91 Miata  White Knight 
  92 Miata  Silver Bullet 
  92 Miata  Honey B 
  04 MSM MX-5 Whooosh 
  06 WRX STi Subie 
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