2009/10/28 Noah Pugsley <noa...@bendtel.com>: > Can I interest you in a pair of steganograpanties? Or for cooler weather, > steganograpantaloons?
The problem with steganograpanties is that residual images of my ass are present *underneath* the panties - therfore if the offending Germans were to use high technology panty-removing chemicals (like ethanol) they could actually view the residual data present underneath the panties! As assuredly every german who is after my ass will possess this technology it behooves me to take adequate precatuions to obscure the data... I'm thinking kind of along the lines of the full-ass Kat-Von-D stenographic ass-stealthing tattoo...