> i'm the terrible mom who demands that the votes be recounted. i'm that
> girl
> in the back of the class who demands a perfect democracy. i'm that
person
> who
> perfectly remembers that Mark Twain quote about statistics and lies. YOU
> KNOW
> -- i am in the using short paddles in the depths of my self-esteem over
> here.
> i can't believe that i'm losing out (and so BADLY) to all these shiny
> whipper-snappers. i can't believe that THIS is where ten years of
> consistently putting out have gotten me. TELL ME THAT MY BLATANT
DISREGARD
> OF
> CHASTITY HASN'T ALL BEEN FOR NOTHING! i can't believe that Modest Mouse
> fans
> are SO GODDAMNED GOOD-LOOKING. Where were all of you when they played in
> SF??? Hiding in the rafters? Backstage? I mean, really, shouldn't
there
> be
> a proportional limit to the cuteness of fans to the cuteness of the
band?!?
>
> You guys/girls are all so fucking hot, i can hardly keep my hands off my
> mouse
> button.
it's true. i've been on that list since it first went up and i have less
than fourty votes. fuck it, i'm not like the queen of hot or anything,
but
some of these girls get like 40 votes the minute after this shit is
uploaded! it's insane! how did they all get so hot and does this mean
that perhaps i am not an *authentic* modest mouse fan because my hotness
does not compare to the rest of them? ;)
- amy
