First off, I want to say FUXX YOU to Ruxx for putting that goddamn Poison song in my head. Now all I can hear is that squealing guitar line that accompanies the echoing "I Won't Forget You" right before he says, "even though I could..." I listened to too much radio in my yoof. > im down with MAME action. My roomie has this badboy for N64. Kept me occupied for quite some time, although he didn't crave it nearly as much as I did (these jaded kids today). Ever heard of the V64 Doctor, Mr. Sweetsterino? Does anyone remember that game show that I THINK was on Nickelodeon where contestants had to beat each other's video game scores so they could play in some project VR game for the big bucks? I am so old. > if you wanna have some hot oral sex action and are a > female between the ages of 18 and 25, email me. Ya know, a Modest Mouse oral sex web page is only a heartbeat away now... Speaking of junkies and $5 VCR's, I remember a knock on my door at 3am in the morning at my first apartment, and the late night visitor was my crackhead neighbor who always looked like her teeth were about to spawn some sort of cavity monster that was going to try and eat my brain. She needed money for "cigarettes" (sure you do), so she sold me two CCR CD's for $5. Not a bad deal, they were in good shape. Oh yeah, and whoever wanted car accident stories, I've got more than my share. There was the time that I was coasting down an entrance ramp to an interstate that was under construction, and there was a Suburban at the stop sign that had been placed at the foot of the ramp because of the construction. So I was looking for oncoming traffic thinking that this car that had been adequately stopped was going to pull out momentarily, especially since there weren't any cars coming for at least a mile. And when I looked up again, she hadn't moved an inch and I was flying toward her. So I slammed the brake and looked at the speedometer to see how hard my '81 Olds Cutlass Brougham Classic was about to hit the bumper of this Suburban. I was down to about 35 on contact. She got out of the car crying and carrying on, and as it turns out she had been doing her makeup, and the impact had smeared her lipstick all over her cheek. Doing her makeup. At a stop sign. On the entrance ramp to an interstate highway. Wow. If you didn't like that one, I could tell you the one about the off-duty unmarked car that pulled me over because I was trying to pass him while he was going 75. Yeah, it's ok for them to speed even when they're not working, but don't you dare try to get around them. Serious god complex there. Modest Mouse content: All this talk of drugs reminds me of a zine interview with Isaac where he describes the feeling that crack gives you as "waiting for yr dad to kick yr ass." heaven isn't too far away, *phiL* __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send online invitations with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com
