In regard to my quite sincere attempt to save young tourists from trouble during London's upcoming closure, a Mr. Derby commented: >I dunno >many people that would fall for that. I find your faith in the intellect of the modern youth most refreshing. >They are relocating people, eh? No one's >going to kick me outta my flat. Yer so very funny. I suppose they are >going to close all the pubs too? No. You'll be happy to hear that the capitol's publicans have arranged for a six month long "lock-in". Just be sure to order all the crisps first, they can be bartered for beer when food supplies run low in April. James ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com