How come all mod boys look like they walked straight out of an Oasis video? With all 
this talk of ladies and the wonderful things they can do to thier hair, it still seems 
ridiculous, even sexist (on the social level), for men to limit themselves to "short 
and clean" or "short and shaggy"... I think it'd be super mod to have a mullet or a 
"Rat-tail"; maybe to ride a dirtbike instead of a scooter. Wait a minute... nevermind 
thats scary. But really, I look in the mirror sometimes and see Liam and think "God, 
thats disgusting"; I look at my friends and its the same. They all look like britpop 
goons or Mike Love circa '66. I think I'm gonna stop shaving and getting haircuts and 
just let it go; maybe Clapton was on to something with that drugged up Cream look. 
Maybe thinking about my hair makes me a flit (I always liked that epithet, but to this 
day have not seen it outside ~Catcher in the Rye~). Damn. I'm a flit. Oh well.


"...but the picture has a mustache?" -GOD

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