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Event: FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
When: 12/20/2008
Time: 9:00 pm to am
Where: The Loft Cinema
3233 E Speedway Blvd
Tucson 85716
Cost: $8.00 for Festivus AND Gremlins; $5.00 for Gremlins only
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FESTIVUS returns to The Loft! Come celebrate our favorite non-holiday
(courtesy of our friends at Seinfeld), and compete in the Feats of
Strength contest, blow off holiday steam during the Airing of
Grievances, march in our Bad Holiday Sweater Parade, and marvel at our
fabulous aluminum Festivus pole. You might even win a holiday prize in
our Bad Festivus Gift exchange!
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for
the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon
him, I realized there had to be another way."
"What happened to the doll?"
"It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born... A
Festivus for the rest of us!" - Frank Costanza and Kramer (Seinfeld).
Tired of the Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza rat race? Have a few year-end
issues youd like to get off your chest? Then join us at The Loft
for our annual celebration of the world's (or at least some of the
world's) favorite non-partisan, non-denominational non-holiday,
FESTIVUS!
Compete in the challenging Feats of Strength contest, blow off holiday
steam and tell the world you're mad as hell during the Airing of
Grievances, march in our Bad Holiday Sweater Parade (it's the perfect
opportunity to show off that truly hideous holiday sweater grandma
gave you last year, so don't be afraid to really strut your stuff),
revel in the splendor of video clips from the "best of the worst" TV
holiday specials and bad Christmas movies (not to mention Seinfeld
Festivus episode clips), and marvel at our beautifully unadorned
aluminum Festivus Pole. You might even receive a holiday surprise in
our Bad Festivus Gift Exchange, but remember ... these are gifts you
wouldn't want to give OR receive, so don't get too excited! Festivus
begins at 9:00 p.m., so dont be late, or youll really have something
to gripe about!
Then at 10:00 p.m., enjoy our special Late Night Cult Classic
screening of the ghoulish 1984 holiday comedy/horror classic GREMLINS,
and find out why vicious little critters with big ugly teeth make the
best Christmas presents!
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The Loft Cinema
3233 E Speedway Blvd
Tucson 85716
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