Yikes!  I got my wife to read your first post, but I think I'll hide this
one from her.

>  I salute your wife for reading something about sailing.  Here is  my
plan for husbands to get non-sailing >wives interested in sailing:  You
must remind her that she is a saint to put up with you.  You  must
fearlessly >account for every penny that you spend on sailing and  insist
that she spend twice that amount on her own >interests.  All  the time
spent working on the boat, dreaming about the boat or sailing  the boat
must be >matched minute for minute by asking how her day went,  cleaning
the bathroom, and entertaining your in->laws.  If she  consents to go on
the boat with you, you may not say anything, I repeat  ANYTHING,
>critical about how she sails; that includes all commands,  instructions,
teaching and "helping." Each time she >takes the helm, she  gets a
diamond.  If she falls in at the dock, she gets a new car.  If she
suggests going >for a sail, you fly her to Hawaii to renew your  vows.

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