just this morning OJ Simpson signed an 18 year contract with the
Clark County Correctional Facility to star in "OJ, Behind the Bars"
His role will consist of OJ walking his 7x10 foot cell (in solitary)
on a daily basis grumbling the same line "I'm innocent!"
he has an "out" option after 15 years, but has agreed to play his
role for the next 5478 daily episodes
Congratulations OJ. You've finally achieved your goal of starring in
your own show..
But watch out, Sam the Sodomite is watching your back hoping to be
your "co star" and has even said he'll work for $1 per week to take
over the top spot
99 years is a long long long time
99 years is a long long long time
99 years is a long long long time
Look at me.. I will never be free
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