In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, David Gerard wrote: > On Fri, 11 Jan 2002 19:24:57 +0000, > Gervase Markham <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >:> :Customer Requirements Document >:> :------------------------------ >:> :After consultation, we have discovered that customers prefer darkness, >:> :for energy and cost-saving reasons. This program is therefore entirely >:> :unnecessary. > >:> Marketing: we need a big push for customers to prefer light, so we can sell >:> them something. > >:Engineering: we are currently overloaded providing darkness; there's no >:way we can provide light as well. Suggest marketing attempt to sell more >:darkness, as it's a zero-cost resource. > > > Accounting: See if we can get some third-party light in here, so we can see > to *triple*-check Marketing's expense accounts. >
Industry Pundit: This is all irrelevant, because light will be replaced by gamma rays within the next few years. Your company is doomed. -- Chris Hoess
