On 11 Jan 2002 20:47:59 GMT, Chris Hoess <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: :In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, David Gerard wrote: :> On Fri, 11 Jan 2002 19:24:57 +0000, :> Gervase Markham <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
:>:> :Customer Requirements Document :>:> :------------------------------ :>:> :After consultation, we have discovered that customers prefer darkness, :>:> :for energy and cost-saving reasons. This program is therefore entirely :>:> :unnecessary. :>:> Marketing: we need a big push for customers to prefer light, so we can sell :>:> them something. :>:Engineering: we are currently overloaded providing darkness; there's no :>:way we can provide light as well. Suggest marketing attempt to sell more :>:darkness, as it's a zero-cost resource. :> Accounting: See if we can get some third-party light in here, so we can see :> to *triple*-check Marketing's expense accounts. :Industry Pundit: This is all irrelevant, because light will be replaced by :gamma rays within the next few years. Your company is doomed. AOLzilla Tech Support: Yes, sir, that's a known bug in Windows - I have the Microsoft tech support note here: Q666666, "IE's Not Done Till Mozilla Won't Run." There is a workaround in tomorrow morning's build: "RFE: Enhanced Twilight Plugin" - it'll be in the next commercial build, but if you need it *now* it'll be available off the development server then. No problem. Have a nice day! -- http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/ http://www.rocknerd.org/ "RPGs are the geek equivalent of test cricket." (Barbarella)
