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** ** ** ** *Wife:** ** 'What are you doing?'* *Husband:** ** Nothing.** * *Wife:** ** 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'* *Husband:** ** 'I was looking for the expiry date.'** * *------------ --------- --------- -** * *Wife** **: 'Do you want dinner?' * *Husband:** **'Sure! What are my choices?' * *Wife: ** 'Yes or no.' ** * *------------ --------- --------- -** * *http://groups. yahoo.com/ group/babes_ in_blue*<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/babes_in_blue> *Wife: ** **'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'** * *Hubby:** **'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' * *Wife:** ** 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'** * *Hubby:** **'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' * *------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- ----- ** * *Stress Reliever Girl:** **'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' * *Boy: **'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' * *Girl:** **'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'** * *------------ --------- ---------* ** <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/babes_in_blue> *Son:** **' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' * *Mom:** **'Well, you have done the right thing.' * *Son: **'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'** * *____________ _________ _________ __ * *A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' * *'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' * *------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- * *Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.* *The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'** * *------------ --------- --------- -** * *A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' * *He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'* ** * േസ്നഹേത്താെട ജഗ്ഗു :) With Love JaGGu :) http://theppupetty.blogspot.com/* --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "MTA0406" group. To post to this group, send email to mta0406@googlegroups.com -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
