Athena, This was hilarious! Thanks for the early morning laugh!! Arpi On Tue, Feb 3, 2009 at 6:39 PM, athena elliott <[email protected]> wrote:
> Heeey Yall......I KNOW that line caught your attention for sure! So let me > fill ya in on some back ground for a min. > Husband and wife. Late 60's maybe he is even 70. Good shape...very busy and > pretty sharp. They are new to me as a standing Mani/Pedi back to back every > 3 weeks since Nov. > The husband use to be a work out fanatic and body builder and still see > himself as one. I would say he looks like N Y Mayor Giuliani . > They come in separate cars ..her first then him yeh. Well 3 wks ago we are > havin crazy weather and it's like 80 degrees and so he comes in with shorts > on. *The minute I have him pull his foot out of the water his BALLS FALL > OUT ON MY CHAIR! * *IT is right on MY HORIZON.*............SHOCK is not > even close to it...........omg ..I was so blown away..cuz *A) is was > HUGE and B) it was on my chair and C) I could not utter not one single word. > * > *Tell you what I did do... I did a freakin 20 min pedicure....and moved > str8 into his manicure. * > > Ok so after he leaves well you know the gossip...I tell his stylist who is > mortified!.... > Fast forward 3 weeks to yesterday. Ok I got his wife dryin her nails, > trying to keep her a lil longer and tryin to get him in the chair before she > leaves. I notice he is taken his sweet time..and really doesn't get in... > till she leaves. Im startin to get hotter than a burnin stump.....and I > don't mean that way either!! > > *So....I sit down and sure enuf his sac hits the chair again! *Well > this time I get a towel and tell him...So and So.....*YOUR TESTICLES ARE > PEEPIN HERE IS A TOWEL!* > > He gets red in the face and changes the sub but I notice that he slowly > works his towel off that ..aahem area and and now , they are starin me in > the face again. I declare the pedicure has come to and end and he makes no > bones about it. I do his manicure and he pays and leaves. > > > Ok First time I'm in HYPER SHOCK....the second time I tell him his balls > are peepin right...didn't work. .well huney let me tell you what Im gonna > say.... the next time he tries that perv crap on me again!!! When he sits > down *I am gonna hand him a a new pair of Fruit of the Looms underwear... > and say " Since you are havin such a problem keepin your sac in your shorts > I thought you could use some underwear.*......*cuz I don't want to see > them peekin back at me again* *ever again OR WE WILL HAVE TO ASK YOUR WIFE > FOR HELP!!!!! Capish?* > > *That just offends the crap out of me.!! * > *-- * > Athena Elliott ANT,MNT > SPAthena Healthy Pedicures- Happy Feet > [email protected]>Beautytech > > www.MediNailTech.com <http://www.medinailtech.com/> > [email protected] > > www.MinxHouston.com <http://www.minxhouston.com/> > [email protected] > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NailTech" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/NailTech?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
