LMAO....THAT is the funniest thing I've read in ages. I can guarantee you that getting you flustered is what is making him enjoy that little game. I tell you what, next time he comes and does it, tell him there has been some price changes and he'll have to pay extra for dangling his berries. Seriously, laugh and point! No man wants his twig or berries laughed at.....you could even follow it up with a "aw look girls! Look how cute the little guys are!".
Turn the embarrassment on him. HOW much fun you could have with that one!!!! (of course I am completely kidding and the right thing to do would be to politely tell the wife her hubby is a freak and would she mind saying something to him. haha. But I do think my game would be much more fun!) :) Elaine On Tue, Feb 3, 2009 at 4:39 PM, athena elliott <[email protected]> wrote: > Heeey Yall......I KNOW that line caught your attention for sure! So let me > fill ya in on some back ground for a min. > Husband and wife. Late 60's maybe he is even 70. Good shape...very busy and > pretty sharp. They are new to me as a standing Mani/Pedi back to back every > 3 weeks since Nov. > The husband use to be a work out fanatic and body builder and still see > himself as one. I would say he looks like N Y Mayor Giuliani . > They come in separate cars ..her first then him yeh. Well 3 wks ago we are > havin crazy weather and it's like 80 degrees and so he comes in with shorts > on. *The minute I have him pull his foot out of the water his BALLS FALL > OUT ON MY CHAIR! * *IT is right on MY HORIZON.*............SHOCK is not > even close to it...........omg ..I was so blown away..cuz *A) is was > HUGE and B) it was on my chair and C) I could not utter not one single word. > * > *Tell you what I did do... I did a freakin 20 min pedicure....and moved > str8 into his manicure. * > > Ok so after he leaves well you know the gossip...I tell his stylist who is > mortified!.... > Fast forward 3 weeks to yesterday. Ok I got his wife dryin her nails, > trying to keep her a lil longer and tryin to get him in the chair before she > leaves. I notice he is taken his sweet time..and really doesn't get in... > till she leaves. Im startin to get hotter than a burnin stump.....and I > don't mean that way either!! > > *So....I sit down and sure enuf his sac hits the chair again! *Well > this time I get a towel and tell him...So and So.....*YOUR TESTICLES ARE > PEEPIN HERE IS A TOWEL!* > > He gets red in the face and changes the sub but I notice that he slowly > works his towel off that ..aahem area and and now , they are starin me in > the face again. I declare the pedicure has come to and end and he makes no > bones about it. I do his manicure and he pays and leaves. > > > Ok First time I'm in HYPER SHOCK....the second time I tell him his balls > are peepin right...didn't work. .well huney let me tell you what Im gonna > say.... the next time he tries that perv crap on me again!!! When he sits > down *I am gonna hand him a a new pair of Fruit of the Looms underwear... > and say " Since you are havin such a problem keepin your sac in your shorts > I thought you could use some underwear.*......*cuz I don't want to see > them peekin back at me again* *ever again OR WE WILL HAVE TO ASK YOUR WIFE > FOR HELP!!!!! Capish?* > > *That just offends the crap out of me.!! * > *-- * > Athena Elliott ANT,MNT > SPAthena Healthy Pedicures- Happy Feet > [email protected]>Beautytech > > www.MediNailTech.com > [email protected] > > www.MinxHouston.com > [email protected] > > > > > -- Elaine T. Watson Star Nail International Vice President of Marketing and Sales Global Education Director 800.782.7624 extension 321 fax 661.257.5847 [email protected] Blog: itsnotarealjob.blogspot.com --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NailTech" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/NailTech?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
