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From: Bluebottle <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 1999 10:41 AM
Subject: [newbie] Humour
> Some light relief
>
> One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere
> above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael
> Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dalai Lama, and a hippie.
>
> Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage
> compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The
> cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
>
> "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is
> that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there
> are four parachutes, and I have one of them!"
>
> With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
>
> Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash.
>
> "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world
> needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have
> a parachute!"
>
> With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and
> hurtled through the door and into the night.
>
> Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man.
> The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should
> have a parachute, too."
>
> He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
>
> The Dalai Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the
> Dalai Lama spoke.
>
> "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the
> bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take
> a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
>
> The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop.
> The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
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