Hello Aron, Tuesday, July 22, 2003, 9:38:17 PM, you wrote:
AS> Then do a man -woman (unknown command) ;-) We could use a bit of humor---- Not mine, and I have not tried them in Mandrake... The following are strange error messages you can get Unix to generate. % rm microsoft-ethics rm: microsoft-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % "How would you rate SCO's incompetence? Unmatched ." % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Bill Gates spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:{sp 0}: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % man woman No manual entry for woman. % %blow %blow: No such job. % (- (-: Command not found. % sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create -- rikona mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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