Hello Aron,
Tuesday, July 22, 2003, 9:38:17 PM, you wrote:
AS> Then do a man -woman (unknown command) ;-)
We could use a bit of humor---- Not mine, and I have not tried them in Mandrake...
The following are strange error messages you can get Unix to generate.
% rm microsoft-ethics rm: microsoft-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate SCO's incompetence? Unmatched ."
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Bill Gates spent, what would I have? Too many ('s.
% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me bad character
% got a light? No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce? man:{sp 0}: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute.
% man woman No manual entry for woman.
% %blow %blow: No such job.
% (- (-: Command not found.
% sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!
$ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create
Nice. :-)
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