On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 17:57:08 -0500 Brant Fitzsimmons disseminated the following:
> Forgive me for not using it's scientific name. > > *MS Windowicus Raticus* is a small, rat like, creature with very small > hands (genetically engineered to extract money from a human's wallet). > It is known for it's ability to change it's appearance thus allowing it > to get closer to it's prey. Not the most graceful animal it is > constantly tripping and falling for no apparent reason. > > It is highly susceptible to sickness, at times causing death. When > infected is highly contagious and should be avoided at all costs > (preferably it should be quarantined and destroyed). > > They do not make good pets due to their propensity to defecate > everywhere (at any time or place), usually while in the process of > tripping and falling. > > They are best avoided altogether. ROFLMAO! Any other Canucks remember those 'Hinterland Who's Who' bits on TV in the seventies? I just had a total flashback...beautiful, even heard that creepy background music they used. -- JoeHill / RLU #282046 / www.freeyourmachine.org 19:21:45 up 25 days, 10:33, 4 users, load average: 0.01, 0.05, 0.02 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism, as it is the merger of corporate and government power" -- Benito Mussolini
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