Re: [newbie] Want To Lose Weight For The Holidays-New Pill Can Do It -gpav

[Alex V Flinsch]

On Wed, 18 Aug 1999, you wrote:
> YES!  You can lose weight with FAT ABSORB and still eat what you want!

Must be a new product. It seems to absorb your vfat drives.


> Look at some of Fat Absorb's benefits!
> · Has no stimulants of any kind.

Translation:
Means it has no caffine either. It is missing one of the 4 essential foodgroups.


> · Blocks dietary fat before it reaches your stomach

Translation:
Tastes so bad, you vomit it back up before you finish swallowing it.


> · Fat Absorb is ALL NATURAL

So is dirt, but you don't see me eating that either.



-- 
Alex
(Go easy on me, I'm a COBOL programmer in real life)