[newbie] Windows 2000 Source Code

[Mike Perry]

I know this is off topic, but couldn't resist it :-)



For SW engineers eyes only.

Windows 2000 Source Code

 So the secret is disclosed here ...

 /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */

 #include "win31.h"
 #include "win95.h"
 #include "win98.h"
 #include "workst~1.h"
 #include "evenmore.h"
 #include "oldstuff.h"
 #include "billrulz.h"
 #include "monopoly.h"
 #define INSTALL = HARD

 char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{

      while(!CRASHED)
      {

          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          if (first_time_installation)
          {

              make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
              do_nothing_loop();
              totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
              search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
              make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
              disable_Netscape();
              disable_RealPlayer();
              disable_Lotus_Products();
              hang_system();
          }

          write_something(anything);
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_some_stuff();

          if (still_not_crashed)
          {
              display_copyright_message();
              do_nothing_loop();
              basically_run_windows_3.1();
              do_nothing_loop();
              do_nothing_loop();
          }
      }

      if (detect_cache())
          disable_cache();

      if (fast_cpu())
      {
          set_wait_states(lots);
          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
      }

      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
      printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

      if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt)
      else
          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

      while(something)
      {
          sleep(5);
          get_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          act_on_user_input();
          sleep(5);
      }
      create_general_protection_fault();
}

Michael Perry.
R&D. Dep. Netafim Magal.
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