Good one! Thanks!
tom
On 13-Mar-2000 Mike Perry wrote:
> I know this is off topic, but couldn't resist it :-)
>
>
>
> For SW engineers eyes only.
>
> Windows 2000 Source Code
>
> So the secret is disclosed here ...
>
> /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
>
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "win98.h"
> #include "workst~1.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #include "monopoly.h"
> #define INSTALL = HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>
> void main()
> {
>
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
>
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
>
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> disable_Netscape();
> disable_RealPlayer();
> disable_Lotus_Products();
> hang_system();
> }
>
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
>
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt)
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
> }
>
> Michael Perry.
> R&D. Dep. Netafim Magal.
> <<<<Linux -- the Ultimate Windows Service Pack>>>>
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