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<B><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="+2"> HOWTO: Read
the Fucking Manual</FONT></B></TD>
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<HR> <FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">The information in
this article applies to:
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<LI> <FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">General
Lamers</FONT></LI>
</UL> <FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">Prerequisites:
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<LI> <FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">The ability to
Read</FONT></LI>
<LI><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">Basic Brain
Function</FONT></LI>
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<H2><FONT FACE="Verdana">SUMMARY</FONT></H2>
<P><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> This article
demonstrates how to read the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM
directive.</FONT></P>
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<H2><FONT FACE="Verdana">SYMPTOMS</FONT></H2>
<P><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">After asking a truly
pathetic question, you are instructed to RTFM:-</FONT></P>
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<FONT COLOR="#808080">*** Lamer
(~[EMAIL PROTECTED]) has joined #visualbasic</FONT>
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[10:24] <Lamer> How do i <I>[Your
obvious/lame question]</I>?
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[10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch
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<FONT COLOR="#808080">*** Lamer was kicked by
@oper (fuckwit)
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[10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
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*** assmaster83 (~[EMAIL PROTECTED])
invites you to join #animalsex
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[10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d, c00l, i made a
webbrowser!!
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<H2><FONT FACE="Verdana">CAUSE</FONT></H2>
<P><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> Lameness</FONT></P>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana"><B><FONT SIZE="+2">MORE
INFORMATION</FONT></B></FONT>
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<B><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="+1"> Step-by-Step
Procedures
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<LI> <FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">Locate a
<I>Manual</I>, either in printed form or on your <I>MSDN</I> CD's, if
you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't have the MSDN collection on disk,
view the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/
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<LI><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">Using either the
<I>Index</I> or <I>Search</I> feature, locate a keyword relating to
you're question/problem
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<LI><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">If you're using a
printed manual, flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the
index, alternatively, if you're using the MSDN library, click the
link(s) in the search results window.
<BR>
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<LI><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">Read the
information. If you have problems understanding the information, read it
again. Repeat until enlightenment is achieved.
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<H2><FONT FACE="Verdana">REFERENCES</FONT></H2><FONT
FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
<P><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> For additional
information, please see the following articles in the Microsoft
Knowledge Base: </FONT></P>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
CLASS="LINK" HREF="#">Q166392</A> HOWTO: Read</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE><FONT
FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
CLASS="LINK"
HREF="http://www.mcdonalds.com/corporate/careers/index.html">Q147875</A>
HOWTO: Apply for employment with McDonalds</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE><FONT
FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
CLASS="LINK" HREF="#">Q171146</A> HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything
to XML</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE> <FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
CLASS="LINK" HREF="#">Q181290</A> HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old
software to keep it cutting edge</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana"
SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
CLASS="LINK" HREF="#">Q102496</A> INFO: How to use the HOWTO's HOWTO
document</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><B>Additional query
words:</B> XML l33t fool dumbass lamer monkey semen bigAl[work] Lurve
god</FONT></P>
<P><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> Version :
1.6¾
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Platform : Thing to stand on
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Issue type : Type of Issue
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Technology : Limited</FONT></P>
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