> All is fine but my fuel level indicator all the time shows 100% full. Any 
> ideas?

What if back in the mid-60s, a rogue engineer at Honda, working in
secret in his lab, developed a type of portal?

Hired by the Russians to secure petroleum reserves for the coming 3rd
world war, and being disrespected by his boss, he hid one end of the
portal into the Japanese military's strategic gasoline reserve tank
while posing as a welding inspector during routine maintenance, a job
he thought he could do but was quickly discovered by a lowly intern to
be a fraud. The intern was female and the only option to keep his
invention secret was to seduce her. Naturally the intern was easily
woo'd by his magnificent scientific knowledge and the passionate
consummation of their love resulted in a child. A young girl.

The intern never asked what the engineer was doing in the tank that
day, and in all likelihood forgot about it entirely. Too busy with the
importance of his world-changing research to bother pursuing a
relationship with a lowly intern, he disappeared from her life without
explanation.

20 years later he had figured out how to miniaturize the technology
and link endpoints of portals together. The culmination of decades of
work finally yielding results, he reflected on all he had lost to
achieve such heights. He thought about the intern who he neglected and
the child he never knew. Needing to keep his invention secret, he
placed the prototype of the second port inside his current work
project, a gas tank for a Nighthawk 650. He was assembling it by hand,
as gift for his daughter's 20 birthday. Maybe after all these years
she could forgive him.

But the girl's mother had finally succumbed to a disease earlier that
year, a terminal case of gonorrhea she had been fighting since the mid
60s. She had been raised never knowing her father, but knowing the
damage he had done to her mother and her mother's nethers, for she had
been unable to take another lover. Fueled by a lifetime of neglect and
knowing only the company he worked for, she plotted her revenge. One
night, when all alone in the lab, she surprised her father while he
hunched over a nearly completed motorcycle in Honda's basement. Unlike
her mother, her father's death was swift. Too swift for him to reveal
his gift or his sorrow. And thus the girl never knew, and the
motorcycle remained.

Later the bike was discovered, presumed misplaced, and sold like any
other. No one ever suspecting that the portal inside was still active.
The key strategic element to their war machine compromised, the Soviet
Union soon after fell, and the war to end all wars never arrived.

But years later, the motorcycle found its way into your hands.

... and you just want it to work like every other '85 Nighthawk 650.

Pfft.

Anyway, you asked and that was my idea.

It's best to be thorough and rule out all options.

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