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-----Original Message-----
From: Irawan <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:22:42
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: [ninja_gokill] Homor : English n Malaysian
WHY MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH
One day, an Ang Moh from USAarrived at
KLIAAirport..
After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet,
so he looked for one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked
for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok")..
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock"
before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.. Since he had no choice, he
took out his cock and showed it to her..
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she
doesn't quite understand English..
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he
stripped the lady and made love to her.. The lady started screaming
and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought
it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and
took both breasts and suck them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The
Ang Moh misunderstood again.. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be
gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady
shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not
too long, just 6 inches only." :p
