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kunyit On Wed, Oct 14, 2009 at 7:29 PM, Willy Sanjaya <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Nice try, tp repost neh > > Run away from xl.BegoBerry > ------------------------------ > *From: * Irawan <[email protected]> > *Date: *Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:22:42 +0700 > *To: *<[email protected]> > *Subject: *[ninja_gokill] Homor : English n Malaysian > > > > WHY MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH > > One day, an Ang Moh from USAarrived at > KLIAAirport.. > After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the > toilet, > so he looked for one. > When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. > When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked > for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").. > > The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" > before entering the toilet? > > So he said "no" but the lady insisted.. Since he had no choice, he > took out his cock and showed it to her.. > > The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh > misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" > So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she > doesn't quite understand English.. > > The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he > stripped the lady and made love to her.. The lady started screaming > and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought > it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and > took both breasts and suck them. > > The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The > Ang Moh misunderstood again.. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be > gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied. > > Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady > shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not > too long, just 6 inches only." :p > >
