Speeding
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all
traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got
nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to
walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't
think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just
as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Um, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch all the fish?"
