Since we're completely off topic.no, Ketchup is a girl.

 

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From: richardmccl...@aspca.org [mailto:richardmccl...@aspca.org] 
Sent: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 2:24 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [OT] Stats about IT

 

Interesting... 

I'd always heard ketchup was a "guy thing", but I never realized it meant it
made guys taste better 




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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good
with ketchup!


On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 11:00 AM, Rankin, James R <kz2...@googlemail.com>
wrote: 
Surely that's a tad understated? Waking my missus in the morning is like
disturbing a dragon with a hangover. 
Sent from my SR-71 Blackbird 

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From: Mathew Shember <mathew.shem...@synopsys.com> 
Date: Wed, 2 Nov 2011 17:55:36 +0000 
To: NT System Admin Issues<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com> 
ReplyTo: "NT System Admin Issues" <ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com> 
Subject: RE: [OT] Stats about IT 

I heard that 95% of women are grumpy in the morning. 

  

From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto: <mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com>
k...@colonialsavings.com] 
Sent: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 10:37 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [OT] Stats about IT 

  

Who the heck is the she you're referring to, dude?  I heard that 93.7% of
the people on this list make assumptions about gender based on a person's
name. 

J 

  

From: Alverson, Tom (Xetron) (ESS) [mailto: <mailto:tom.alver...@ngc.com>
tom.alver...@ngc.com] 
Sent: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 10:37 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [OT] Stats about IT 

  

She meant to say 95.3% are. 

  

From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto: <mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com>
k...@colonialsavings.com] 
Sent: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 10:43 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: EXT :RE: [OT] Stats about IT 

  

Or just make them up.as 95% of all statistics are. 

  

From: Andrew S. Baker [mailto: <mailto:asbz...@gmail.com> asbz...@gmail.com]

Sent: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 9:19 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [OT] Stats about IT 

  

You're going to want to check with the research firms: 

  

Gartner, IDC, Forrester, ITIC, etc (http://itic-corp.com/) 

  

  

  

  

Additionally, Google the question and see what references you find... 


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On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 10:07 AM, Oliver Marshall
<oliver.marsh...@g2support.com> wrote: 

Does anyone know of a good source of statistics about IT? I'm thinking of
the kind of thing we can use in reports or to bring up on topics like "80%
of companies see a return on investment from an increase in IT spend, 20% of
companies without backup fail in a year, 40% of IT Managers go mad in the
first year" that kind of thing. 

  

Olly 

  

  



  

        
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