An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons. One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God's face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God was as mad as he had ever been, "This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" 2008/7/28 René de Haas <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Or what are mixed feelings? > > The feeling of happiness when you hear a bus of lawyers had an accident > Mixed with the feeling of sadness when you hear one of them survived > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ziots, Edward [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Monday, July 28, 2008 2:32 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: Disgruntled Sysadmin > > LOL just stupid people doing stupid things, DA's are not immune, they > might be the most clueless people on the planet. That is why they say > the joke what is a 100 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean... ( Yep a > good start) > > Z > > Edward E. Ziots > Network Engineer > Lifespan Organization > MCSE,MCSA,MCP,Security+,Network+,CCA > Phone: 401-639-3505 > > -----Original Message----- > From: David Lum [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 5:59 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: Disgruntled Sysadmin > > WTF? > > -----Original Message----- > From: Angus Scott-Fleming [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 1:28 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: Re: Disgruntled Sysadmin > > On 15 Jul 2008 at 14:14, Jon Harris wrote: > > > Besides it is just plain more fun to give them the user ID's and > > passwords and let them screw everything up for themselves. > > Done for him by the SF DA's office: > > ------- Included Stuff Follows ------- > San Francisco DA discloses city's network passwords | IDGNS | News | > July 25, > 2008 | By Robert McMillan, IDG News Service > > In its bid to protect the city from one computer security risk, the > San > Francisco District Attorney's Office may very well have created > another. > > The office of San Francisco District Attorney Kamala Harris has made > public close to 150 usernames and passwords used by various > departments to > connect to the city's virtual private network. The passwords were > filed > this week as Exhibit A in a court document arguing against a > reduction in > $5 million bail in the case of Terry Childs, who is accused of > holding the > city's network hostage by refusing to give up administrative > networking > passwords. Childs was arrested July 12 on charges of computer > tampering > and is being held in the county jail. > > --------- Included Stuff Ends --------- > Full story here: > http://www.infoworld.com/archives/emailPrint.jsp?R=printThis&A=/article/ > 08/07/2 > 5/San_Francisco_DA_discloses_citys_network_passwords_1.html<http://www.infoworld.com/archives/emailPrint.jsp?R=printThis&A=/article/08/07/25/San_Francisco_DA_discloses_citys_network_passwords_1.html> > or here if the above wraps unusably: http://preview.tinyurl.com/6k5a2v > > -- > Angus Scott-Fleming > GeoApps, Tucson, Arizona > 1-520-290-5038 > +-----------------------------------+ > > > > > ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~ > > > > ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~ > > ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~ > > > *** > The information in this e-mail is confidential and intended solely for the > individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you have received this > e-mail in error please notify the sender by return e-mail delete this e-mail > and refrain from any disclosure or action based on the information. > *** > > ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~ > ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~
