[EMAIL PROTECTED] girl, now I am going to have bad 80"s music running thru my head "all night long"... :-)
On Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 7:47 AM, Sherry Abercrombie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > Ok, so lets have a little fun here on the last Friday in August. There are > at least 45 songs mentioned in this story, most from the 80's. The rules: > > 1. Name the song title > 2. Name the artist > 3. No cheating. Do this from memory. Don't Google or use any other > internet resource for your answers. > 4. Have fun!! > > I'll post the answers when it looks like all guessing is done. > > Disclaimer: I didn't write this, it is from a gaming forum that I'm a > member of, but I was the winner because I managed to find all the songs. > > > The window lickers went on strike yesterday. I was too sexy for their > shirts...too sexy for my shirt...but not too sexy for my Kia. And they > didn't like that I wore my sunglasses at night while driving my Little Red > Corvette. So they jammed to Panama and told me they were coming back to get > me. One window licker pulled his tongue off of the windshield and screamed, > "If I had a photograph of you...there would be something to remind me..." > So, with a Rebel Yell I hollered back, "I want more, more, more! And I will > shake you all night long!" So I jammed in my fast machine that I keep the > motor clean, and it looks like I will be dancing with myself for awhile. > This situation is spinning right 'round...like a record baby...'round, > 'round. You don't mess with a missionary man! I know, I know. I hear you > dudes - I need to relax and don't do it, but what if I want to go through > it? > > The shortbusians need to know that I am the king of rock, there is none > higher, and all their MC's will call me sire...and that to rock my kingdom > they must use fire, cause I won't stop rock'in 'til I retire! Until then, > they can listen to me on the Mexican Radio as they drive to Panama, and > listen in stereo. Besides, they all wear pink and live in pink houses. I > know they look pretty in pink, and I tell them all of the time "dudes, what > I like about you, is that you are the sultans of swing. But I wear my > sunglasses at night because you freaks are blinding me with science." > > Chief window licker stopped the car and pulled out a sledgehammer, she is a > goody two shoes, but had a look in her eyes that creeped me out. I think > she was thinking about burning down the house. She came at me with pure > energy, while turning Japanese. One dude turned up the radio, and chief let > out a war cry. She howled, "We're not gonna take! No! We ain't gonna take > it anymore!" She was coming so fast at me I thought, "If she hits me, it > will cut like a knife, and I wouldn't have the reflex to take these broken > wings (I fell earlier in the day on my arms), and bang a gong and get it > on." But I did notice that she was a pretty woman, and I thought, "She's > got legs..." And as fast as she was running at me with her sledgehammer, I > also thought, "And she knows how to use them..." > > In conclusion, I grabbed the little mite, unleashed some TNT on her, and > said, "I will rock you like a hurricane dude! I would walk 500 miles on your > forehead and toss you under the last train to Clarksville! You are now > loosing your religion and there ain't no sunshine when she's gone, there > ain't no mountain high enough for you to be safe! Ya dig, der kommisar?" > > So they turned and went their way, and I my way. we crossed a bridge over > troubled waters and will get back to normal soon. Man, everybody wants to > rule the world, they want to be their own personal Jesus. We took one last > look at each other I, as I smiled at her, I said, "Hey chief, good girls > don't...got it." I think her name is Roxanne. > > > -- > Sherry Abercrombie > > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." > Arthur C. Clarke > > > > > > -- Organization and good planning are just crutches for people that can't handle stress and caffeine. - unknown ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
