*Why women are happier than men? * - *Women can have multiple orgasm* - *They have men to pay their credit card *
*Elaine* On Wed, Aug 13, 2008 at 11:10 AM, Rei <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Spy nggak stress... > > This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5 really > important Questions: > > Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? > A: It's Braille for "suck here". > > Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? > A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." > > Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? > A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. > > Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? > A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, > they take your house and car with them. > > Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? > A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. > > Now, you know everything you need to know. > > *Why ARE Men Happier?* > ** > > Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? > > Your last name stays put. > The garage is all yours. > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > Chocolate is just another snack. > You can be president. > You can never be pregnant. > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > You can wear NO shirt to a water park. > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station > restroom because this one is just too icky. > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > Same work, more pay. > Wrinkles add character. > Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > One mood all the time. > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > You know stuff about tanks. > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > You can open all your own jars. > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > You almost never have strap problems in public. > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > Everything on your face stays its original color. > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave > your face and neck. > You can play with toys all your life. > Your belly usually hides your big hips. > One wallet and one pair of shoes. > One color for all seasons. > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 > minutes. > You don't freak out when you go to a party and see another man > wearing the same shirt, instead you become buddies. > > No WONDER men are happier... > > Send this to the women who can handle it, and to the men who will enjoy > reading it! > :-) > >
