*Enough please... Elaine** * On Wed, Aug 13, 2008 at 2:37 PM, Parama Nandana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
> > > El, i guess thats not women, thats hooker... > > > > --- On *Wed, 8/13/08, Elaine Sui <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>*wrote: > > From: Elaine Sui <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: Re: [obrolan-bandar] Fw: Why ARE Men Happier? OOT > To: obrolan-bandar@yahoogroups.com > Date: Wednesday, August 13, 2008, 4:46 AM > > > *Why women are happier than men? > * > > - *Women can have multiple orgasm* > - *They have men to pay their credit card > * > > *Elaine* > > > On Wed, Aug 13, 2008 at 11:10 AM, Rei <highwaystar91@ yahoo.com<[EMAIL > PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > >> Spy nggak stress... >> >> This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5 really >> important Questions: >> >> Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? >> A: It's Braille for "suck here". >> >> Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? >> A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." >> >> Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? >> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. >> >> Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? >> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, >> they take your house and car with them. >> >> Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? >> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. >> >> Now, you know everything you need to know. >> >> *Why ARE Men Happier?* >> ** >> >> Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such >> simple creatures? >> >> Your last name stays put. >> The garage is all yours. >> Wedding plans take care of themselves. >> Chocolate is just another snack. >> You can be president. >> You can never be pregnant. >> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. >> You can wear NO shirt to a water park. >> Car mechanics tell you the truth. >> The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station >> restroom because this one is just too icky. >> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. >> Same work, more pay. >> Wrinkles add character. >> Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. >> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. >> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. >> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. >> One mood all the time. >> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. >> You know stuff about tanks. >> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. >> You can open all your own jars. >> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. >> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. >> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. >> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. >> You almost never have strap problems in public. >> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. >> Everything on your face stays its original color. >> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave >> your face and neck. >> You can play with toys all your life. >> Your belly usually hides your big hips. >> One wallet and one pair of shoes. >> One color for all seasons. >> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. >> You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. >> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. >> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 >> minutes. >> You don't freak out when you go to a party and see another man >> wearing the same shirt, instead you become buddies. >> >> No WONDER men are happier... >> >> Send this to the women who can handle it, and to the men who will enjoy >> reading it! >> :-) >> >> > > >
