Okay. Serious now.

I'd go for an Agile, Model-Driven approach following an iterative
life-cycle, which somehow retains the simplicity of the Waterfall model.
I'd utilise those aspects of the RUP that were applicable to the task at
hand. I'd break my developers up into synergistic, can-do teams, each
lead by a Team Leader, who would provide Technical Vision. The teams
would keep in touch with Stand Up Meetings, and I'd track their progress
with Car Park charts. I'd harness the flexibility of an OO Domain Model
while leveraging the time-to-market of RAD...

Sorry, I'm still having trouble escaping from the idea of Linus in the
ring saying "I'll give you patented disk management routines..."




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> -----Original Message-----
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> Sent: Tuesday, 12 October 2004 3:12 p.m.
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> 
> 
> >But actually, its something we're kinda mulling at werk, and I'm just
> >trying
> >to cheat and get the answers off "The Inter-Net". Of course 
> I mean the
> >"dub-dub-dub".
> 
> George Dub-Ya probably isn't gonna be much help. He has strong
> intelligence that the answers are there, but he can't seem to actually
> find them.
> 
> On a more serious note, I think I'd structure my guru-laden 
> project in a
> similar way to Celebrity Deathmatch.

Look, you geeks are hopeless. 
As soon as someone says `Linus` you go all weak at the knees.
You've completely destroyed my faith in the willingness of developers to

help out one of their own.

And heres me mired up to my ears in goto-ridden-VB-hell.

See, neither can I now :(

How about the same question with no supermen?
Any takers?

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