Perhaps you should have the dwarves kicked out of the party. They might be
able to join the Canadian Adventurers League (both the Moonshae Roughriders
and the Waterdeep Rough Riders are currently recruiting), but they'd be paid
in copper pieces, and have to switch all of their Attack of Opportunity
calculations to metric.
James
Fiery Dragon Productions
----- Original Message -----
From: "Clark Peterson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, January 26, 2001 10:54 AM
Subject: [ogf-d20-l] Are Sports Corrupting RPGs?
> OK-
>
> Here is a non-d20 specific topic but I figured I had
> to post email that had nothing to do with Faust ASAP
> before I went insane. That way I would be guaranteed
> to have non-Faust related email in my inbox. Even if
> it was only my own email.
>
> I think I just had the all time most annoying move by
> a pair of players in my Thursday night D&D session of
> all time:
>
> The two dwarves in the party (fighter and cleric) have
> taken to getting up and singing "Who let the dwarves
> out" after they kick a little butt on my monsters in
> combat. The first time it was funny. (Real funny,
> actually). Then amusing. Now tedious. They get up from
> their chairs, high five each other and dance around
> for a few minutes.
>
> Then the thief got revenge. He said, "hey, are their
> _characters_ actually doing that?" I said yes. He
> said, "then I loot the bodies while they are screwing
> around." When I rewarded him with some sweet gems he
> got up and started singing "who let the gems out." The
> dwarves were pissed.
>
> See what the Super Bowl can do to D&D.
>
> Clark "not talking about the Faust thing" Peterson
>
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