I once told a user - on a dumb terminal - (or was that a dumb user
on a terminal...) that the character mode computer system monitors
what they do at their desks.

I was kidding, I promise. Maybe I even smiled.

Within hours I was called in to the CFO. The users were revolting.

Oy vey.

yosi

"Mohan, Ross" wrote:

> Maybe too clever?
>
> Hell, they haven't fired me yet!
>
> Of course, every time i type something, my network card lights up and my
> hard drive
> whirs, but other than that, I have no reason to suspect my every breath is
> being monitored!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 1:27 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
> '..fire him, not the trigger.'
>
> ver-y clever.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 9:47 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
> Oh hell, if you don't trust him, just fire him, not the trigger.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:56 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
> Anyone who can help,
>
> I've been asked if Oracle can somehow audit the DBA ie. Raise an alert if
> the DBA were to execute DML statements against sensitive tables, this
> assumes the DBA has the SYS password.  I thought this was a pretty
> reasonable question but couldn't think of an answer.  My trail of though was
> maybe an email alert to a designated member of staff sent via a trigger on
> the table.
>
> Any comments would be very appreciated.
>
> Dave Leach
>
>
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