LOL - very good.
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Sent: 31 August 2001 12:11
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Hi,
I did both (they probably keep switching me from assignment to
assignment in order to minimize the damage I could possibly inflict ;).
What am I ? Ah Duh-B-eh ?
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"Thomas, Kevin" schrieb:
>
> LOL...with 31 systems to support 24/7/365 if you threw a stone in any
> direction you would hit a DBA. At the last count I believe we had 12...!!
>
> __________________
>
> Kevin Thomas
> Technical Analyst
> Deregulation Services
> Calanais Ltd.
> (2nd Floor East - Weirs Building)
> Tel: 0141 568 2377
> Fax: 0141 568 2366
> http://www.calanais.com
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: 30 August 2001 17:22
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
> Sounds like your company is looking for a new DBA? :-))))
>
> Jan Pruner
>
> Dne ?t 30. srpen 2001 17:26 jste napsal(a):
> > I have to say I resent being called a duhveloper, granted the majority
> > couldn't tune a banjo let alone tune a piece of SQL, but as a techie
(and
> > we all are), I find this list invaluable for getting advice on a wide
> range
> > of topics, not just keeping a DB up and running or tuned...I don't call
> you
> > guys names, and let's face it you DB-ehs? couldn't write a decent
> > application if your lives depended on it...
> >
> > (blue touch-paper lit, retire a distance, do not re-approach once lit,
and
> > wait for fireworks)
> >
> >
> > "hit any user to continue"
> > __________________
> >
> > Kevin Thomas
> > Technical Analyst
> > Deregulation Services
> > Calanais Ltd.
> > (2nd Floor East - Weirs Building)
> > Tel: 0141 568 2377
> > Fax: 0141 568 2366
> > http://www.calanais.com
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: 30 August 2001 15:46
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> >
> > no, those posts keep us "underworked" DBAs from killing the duhvelopers
> who
> > make us do the same thing over and over and over and who never listen
when
> > we tell them the correct way to design the tables.
> >
> > :)
> >
> > From: "Boivin, Patrice J" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >
> > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >Subject: RE: !! Keeping the list alive
> > >Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2001 04:00:52 -0800
> > >
> > >Just look at the number of OT postings in the last couple of months...
> > >
> > >: )
> > >
> > >Patrice Boivin
> > >Systems Analyst (Oracle Certified DBA)
> > >
> > >Systems Admin & Operations | Admin. et Exploit. des systèmes
> > >Technology Services | Services technologiques
> > >Informatics Branch | Direction de l'informatique
> > >Maritimes Region, DFO | Région des Maritimes, MPO
> > >
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> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > > Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2001 7:58 PM
> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > > Subject: RE: !! Keeping the list alive
> > >
> > > You're surprised at those willing to pay?
> > >
> > > You have to realize that most DBAs are over-payed and under-worked
> > >....
> > > <<ducking>>
> > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > > > Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2001 1:43 PM
> > > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > > > Subject: !! Keeping the list alive
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > This list is apparently a more valuable resource to many of you
> > >
> > >than I
> > >
> > > > realized.
> > > >
> > > > I'm literally bowled over by the generosity. I've received
> > > > so many emails
> > > > about
> > > > this that I really can't personally reply to them all right now.
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